An Ode To The Scot In me...
To be read/sung in a drunken Scotish accent... planning to make this into a funny song but need to figure out the chords... (below is not to be taken seriously... hahaha:)
Where Doth my glass of Scotch be?
Tell me bartender won't you please!
I've had one... two...
Ok! Six before...
All I ask for is one more...
Or I'll go to sleep here on floor your!!!
You know I've had a rough night...
Just today me wife's knickers got a bit tight...
She asked me how she looked in her dress pink...
I only smiled and said, "Not here as good as this drink"
(Mind Ye... I was under the influence... I think!)
She said, "Get Out of this house, ye drunkard of a spouse!"
Got up and left did I...
Now I sit before ye...
Oh Mister Bartender...!
Waiting for my glass of Scotch...
Which by the way I've not still got!!
Now can you blame me for being honest!
Now I solemly take my bow...
Coz my wife is infact a bleedin' COW!!!!!!
posted by Ozair at 1:43 PM
7 Comments:
Lolz. Me like :)
COWMAN:P
me likes. me likes too captain!!
you should sing it in a prententious scottish accent yo, it will be funny:D
*disapproving look*
wild1 : :)
sadaf: hahahaha!! :)
Psycho-babbler: C'mon... its in good humor! i mean nothing by it... :)
captain, we misss you!!!
nearly pissed yourself laffin? homeboy, next time you WILL urinate, on yourself and on people around you. this is a promise. and a curse. maybe also a sexy proposal.
sadaf: y do u keep callin me captain..!! hhahaa!!! be patient child!!!
KQF: sexy proposal! hahahahha!! u have to out do ur self now!!
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